For Businesses

Hi, Businesses, I'm Lyndsay. And I believe a few things about your biz: 1. You’re too smart, talented, interesting, and innovative to have content that sucks. And 2. Your savvy lil consumers will not buy what you’re selling if they feel sold to.

And the way to avoid that?

  • It’s not through your slick web design (sure, it’s pretty, but if it doesn’t say anything, then it won’t matter).
  • It’s not through your fancy coding (“Wow that was cool but what do you do again?”)
  • It’s not through your traffic or marketing (they might visit, but if it’s boring they’ll never, ever stay (or buy).

And it sure as shucks isn’t by writing any of it yourself (it’s okay; you tried).

 

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Words, baby.

The right words…tagline…business name…about page…headline…tweet.

You need content that actually speaks to your people, you need copy with swagger; you need a story that sways.

You need me.

So if you are an entrepreneur, small business, start up, big business, one man band, or food truck with the desire to talk to your consumers like they’re humans (this includes sarcasm and conversational tone and all-around loosening up), here’s a handy list of services to check out.

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For Everyone Else

Oh hey, Everyone Else. Does your magazine need a new columnist? Does your radio or television show lack that certain something that starts with an L and ends in a yndsay Rush? Do you have a funny idea that you can’t quite put into the right words?

ARE YOU STEPHEN COLBERT AND DO YOU WANT TO FLY ME TO NYC SO I CAN WRITE ALL OF YOUR MONOLOGUE JOKES?

I am not just a copywriter, I’m a comedy writer and aspiring television writer. And that is considered a triple threat in many areas, okay?

For more on that side of my secret and glamourous life, head here.

Joke of the Day

Hint: click me

Favorite Snack

Chips

Scared of

sharks, small talk

Celebrity Crush

Rupert Grint

Guilty Pleasure

Have I already said chips?

Dog's Name

Puffin Dorito