Unexpected. Clever. WOWZA.

If these are words you want used to describe your product, program, service, or user experience, we’re going to have a great time together. (Because that's my style of writing. Get it? If this has gone over your head, perhaps check out www dot same old boring copy dot com—they may be more up your alley ;)

If you're still here and thinking, "This girl must be very professional and talented if she used a winky face in her own web copy," clickety clack below to learn more about my services.
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Naming + Taglines

Starts at $500

Get a catchy, memorable name + tagline that does your big idea justice.

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Facebook Ads


Stop wasting money putting up Facebook ads that don't sell and are garbage.

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Web Copy

Starts at $3000

Turn your website into a must-read, must-buy, digital get-down.



Starts at $600

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