@AlisonLeiby mine is just ‘don’t wear a bucket hat again u can’t pull it off’
I hope one day I’m happy enough to hold my coffee with both hands
New Ken doll body type ideas:
-played sports in high school
– basement gamer
– crossfit zealot
More like “it’s a date” amirite https://t.co/dL6FojGraE
Show me a Barbie with one boob slightly bigger than the other and then I’ll use the words “real woman”
When I’m in charge, Oscar presenters will be exes who don’t find out until they’re on stage. PLEASE WELCOME RACHEL MCADAMS AND RYAN GOSLING.
me, without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u
me, with money: ya can i get 20 mcchickens
The Barbie doll now comes in curvy, tall, or petite body shapes; meanwhile Ken’s body shape is still primarily offered as “nub for a peen”
Trump: I Refuse To Take Questions From Someone Who Reminds Me Of My Hot Daughter: https://t.co/eNb9WR5TW3 https://t.co/ZpKteVUePV
Just let my dog out into the empty backyard and yelled “Have fun! Be yourself!” I’m gonna be a weird mom.