I'm never sure whether to call myself a National Treasure or America's Darling, but given the current political climate, perhaps I should just stick with Universally Beloved. I'm a comedy writer whose work has been seen on stage, on line, and on my mother's Instagram. My hilarious words can be seen on sites like Above Average, Reductress, Huffington Post, and twitter dot com (@rushbomb). I also co-host an erotic fanfiction podcast called Fangasm and believe it or not tens o' thousands of people tune in. Packets and samples available upon request, ya dingdongs.
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@AlisonLeiby mine is just ‘don’t wear a bucket hat again u can’t pull it off’

28 January

I hope one day I’m happy enough to hold my coffee with both hands

28 January

New Ken doll body type ideas: -played sports in high school -“Tinder tall” – basement gamer -dad bod – crossfit zealot

28 January

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