I'd love to say that despite this week's setbacks I behaved calmly, appropriately and with wisdom.
But that'd be a lie.
In fact, in the middle of the week, I was so upset that I turned to my sister and said, “Can I say something I don't mean?”
“...sure,” she responded, hesitantly.
“I hate you,” I said.
I recently overheard them discussing the idea of Nick keeping some work clothes at Russ’ place, just in case he ever needed a change of clothes. I told them that the day Nick has a “drawer” at Russ’ they officially need to change their statuses on Facebook to “It’s complicated.”
To Whom It May Concern,
A little bit about me:
-I floss on a regular basis
-Although I am legally an adult, Madonna and the Jolie/Pitts are currently engaged in a legal battle over who gets to adopt me
-I work best under pressure, with little preparation and against all odds
I'm hosting my first thanksgiving this year.
While its not as sexy as i dreamed—decorating the table with my fiance as my new engagement ring sparkles in the chandelier—I'm very excited.