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Same Time Next Year?
Same Time Next Year?
Let's f*ck around and find joy, shall we?
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Full text:
Same Time Next Year?
This time
next year
I hope you’re gobsmacked by all the wishes
and wins that life lobbed your way
I hope, by December 13, 2024, that
your worries about That One Thing
have lifted, and
you’re so far past the pain
you have to squint to see it
I hope in 365 days or so, that you find yourself
Pleased as punch
Walking on air
Up to your tits in contentment
Certain (but open to surprises)
that it can’t get any better
than this