Same Time Next Year?

Let's f*ck around and find joy, shall we?

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Same Time Next Year?

This time

next year

I hope you’re gobsmacked by all the wishes

and wins that life lobbed your way 

I hope, by December 13, 2024, that 

your worries about That One Thing

have lifted, and

you’re so far past the pain

you have to squint to see it

I hope in 365 days or so, that you find yourself 

Pleased as punch

Walking on air

Up to your tits in contentment

Certain (but open to surprises) 

that it can’t get any better 

than this